Cthulhu Sex Toy

SzczerbiakManiac · 08-24-2010, 06:30 PM

Ya ever have one of those days where you are so busy, you have to choose between worshiping an ancient half-squid half-dragon half-humanoid god and plunging a phallus into your nether regions? Well worry no more friend, now you can do both with the Necronomicox! It brings new meaning to the term Deep One.

Xenomorph and Zombie models also available.

Before clicking any of these links at work, know that these are dildos.

Cynthia · 08-25-2010, 09:42 AM

Tref · 08-25-2010, 03:37 PM

alphabassettgrrl · 08-25-2010, 03:49 PM

Almost looks painful.

Kevy Baby · 08-25-2010, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by alphabassettgrrl

Almost looks painful.

In a good way or a bad way?

alphabassettgrrl · 08-25-2010, 05:08 PM

Y'know, I'm not sure!

Chernabog · 08-26-2010, 08:17 AM

OMFG that is awesome. A perfect gift for the holidays, along with a CD of your favorite Cthulhu Carols.

However, I couldn't imagine inserting a $200+ device/work of art, even if I was a japanese schoolgirl with a tentacle fetish. (Nor could I imagine getting turned on by taking a rotting zombie member up the chuff, but that's just me).

Edit: Check out the other stuff on their site. I especially like this Vacbed.... check out the video. **Video is highly NSFW**

Cadaverous Pallor · 08-26-2010, 08:41 AM

Regular dildos are frightening enough.

After typing that all I could think is "Ok, so that's a regular dildo with a side of anal beads...anything to drink?"

alphabassettgrrl · 08-26-2010, 09:55 AM

Well, I was told that the Hello Kitty vibrator was not usable (too many hard plastic projections), so I guess the Japanese girls have to do something.

Capt Jack · 08-26-2010, 11:32 AM

wow. that vinyl bed thing (and the things like it) causes a total claustrophobic panic-reaction in me just thinking about it.

guess I can scratch that particular fetish off my list

08-24-2010, 06:30 PM	#1
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Cthulhu Sex Toy Ya ever have one of those days where you are so busy, you have to choose between worshiping an ancient half-squid half-dragon half-humanoid god and plunging a phallus into your nether regions? Well worry no more friend, now you can do both with the Necronomicox! It brings new meaning to the term Deep One. Xenomorph and Zombie models also available. Before clicking any of these links at work, know that these are dildos. __________________
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08-25-2010, 09:42 AM	#2
Cynthia Thank you, that is all Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: just north of the magic Posts: 187	wow
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Tref Not Tref Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,188	__________________ Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?!
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08-25-2010, 03:49 PM	#4
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Almost looks painful. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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08-25-2010, 05:08 PM	#6
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Y'know, I'm not sure! __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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08-26-2010, 08:17 AM	#7
Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	OMFG that is awesome. A perfect gift for the holidays, along with a CD of your favorite Cthulhu Carols. However, I couldn't imagine inserting a $200+ device/work of art, even if I was a japanese schoolgirl with a tentacle fetish. (Nor could I imagine getting turned on by taking a rotting zombie member up the chuff, but that's just me). Edit: Check out the other stuff on their site. I especially like this Vacbed.... check out the video. Video is highly NSFW __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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08-26-2010, 08:41 AM	#8
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Regular dildos are frightening enough. After typing that all I could think is "Ok, so that's a regular dildo with a side of anal beads...anything to drink?" __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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08-26-2010, 09:55 AM	#9
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Well, I was told that the Hello Kitty vibrator was not usable (too many hard plastic projections), so I guess the Japanese girls have to do something. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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08-26-2010, 11:32 AM	#10
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	wow. that vinyl bed thing (and the things like it) causes a total claustrophobic panic-reaction in me just thinking about it. guess I can scratch that particular fetish off my list __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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