The Gay Thread - Page 93

SzczerbiakManiac · 01-24-2011, 05:17 PM

But that's only the first part of the ads. The second part must be where they wreak physical harm on each other up for acting in such a faggoty manner. Just ask Snickers.

Not Afraid · 01-24-2011, 10:16 PM

Then there's the pug Dorritos ad. Everyone knows pugs are gay!

innerSpaceman · 01-24-2011, 10:38 PM

(Um, later I found out those were submissions to Dorritos by private production contestants ... I don't think either were selected to air during the Superbowl. I think that sauna one would be very surreal during a football game.)

Gn2Dlnd · 01-25-2011, 03:08 PM

Ad contest called "Crash the Superbowl"

Quote:

CREATIVE ASSIGNMENT:
The creative assignment for the Contest ("Creative Assignment") is as follows:

* Choose a brand category: DORITOS® brand or PEPSI MAX® (each a "Category").
* Review the assets for that brand Category provided in the Toolkit on www.crashthesuperbowl.com.
* Get together your idea for a DORITOS® brand or PEPSI MAX® Super Bowl XLV commercial. Go for action-packed. Or go for funny. It's up to you.
* Create and submit a 30-second spot featuring DORITOS® brand tortilla chips or a 30-second spot featuring PEPSI MAX®.
* Your commercial may feature both brands (DORITOS® brand and PEPSI MAX®), however, your Submission will only be judged in the first Category for which it was entered.
* Your submission should be in commercial form consistent with these Official Rules.

Hard to work up a decent harrumph on this one, considering it took me all of 10 minutes from viewing the ads from the original post, looking at a 1/2 dozen other ads of wildly different quality and style, finding the rules for the contest, and then finishing the thread only to have to confirm what iSm said.

What he said.

innerSpaceman · 01-25-2011, 03:44 PM

So, who wants to make a REALLY GAY Dorritos ad with me?!?

SzczerbiakManiac · 01-25-2011, 04:12 PM

Do I get to "audition" the models? If so, yes, I would love to assist.

SzczerbiakManiac · 01-26-2011, 01:36 PM

Thank goodness Harps was able to protect young eyes from the HORRORS of this magazine cover!

I feel I should hide the monstrously despicable original cover lest small children happen by:

Spoiler:

Cadaverous Pallor · 01-26-2011, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

Thank goodness Harps was able to protect young eyes from the HORRORS of this magazine cover!

I feel I should hide the monstrously despicable original cover lest small children happen by:

Spoiler:

The gap in his teeth isn't THAT bad.

BarTopDancer · 01-26-2011, 03:11 PM

He does kinda have a wild serial killer look in his eyes.

innerSpaceman · 01-26-2011, 03:18 PM

That does kinda looked poorly photoshopped, what with the text not at all aligned with the edges of the plastic it's supposedly printed on.

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01-26-2011, 03:18 PM	#930
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	That does kinda looked poorly photoshopped, what with the text not at all aligned with the edges of the plastic it's supposedly printed on.
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