The Last Coaster you will ever ride.

Moonliner · 04-25-2011, 07:05 AM

When you are ready for that one last exit sign, this is the ride for you....

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“Euthanasia Coaster” is a hypothetical euthanasia machine in the form of a roller coaster engineered to humanely – with elegance and euphoria – take the life of a human being.

Cadaverous Pallor · 04-25-2011, 08:23 AM

Now THAT is how it's done.

alphabassettgrrl · 04-25-2011, 09:53 AM

Who volunteers to beta-test it?

CoasterMatt · 04-25-2011, 10:16 AM

If I was a dying billionaire, I'd totally build this.

Also, that John Allen quote is on the wall of my office

Moonliner · 04-25-2011, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Also, that John Allen quote is on the wall of my office

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Originally Posted by John Allen

John Allen,former president of the famed Philadelphia Toboggan Company, once said that “the ultimate roller coaster is built when you send out twenty-four people and they all come back dead. This could be done, you know.

Meh, A electromagnetic launch into a brick wall could do that. Building a coaster where you send out twenty-four people and twenty-three come back dead, now would be a feat.

€uroMeinke · 04-25-2011, 12:07 PM

I insist that decapitation be involved

Morrigoon · 04-25-2011, 12:31 PM

I would prefer the gracefulness of death by G-force over blunt trauma myself.

JWBear · 04-25-2011, 01:32 PM

I'd prefer to die peacfully in my sleep like my Grandfather; not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Gemini Cricket · 04-25-2011, 01:51 PM

I could see CoasterMatt riding this unscathed.

Kevy Baby · 04-25-2011, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by alphabassettgrrl

Who volunteers to beta-test it?

There is a strict limit of only one ride

04-25-2011, 08:23 AM	#2
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Now THAT is how it's done. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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04-25-2011, 09:53 AM	#3
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Who volunteers to beta-test it? __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	If I was a dying billionaire, I'd totally build this. Also, that John Allen quote is on the wall of my office __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	I insist that decapitation be involved __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	I would prefer the gracefulness of death by G-force over blunt trauma myself. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	I'd prefer to die peacfully in my sleep like my Grandfather; not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I could see CoasterMatt riding this unscathed.
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