Marital Bliss in Kentucky

Kevy Baby · 07-28-2005, 06:37 AM

Woman convicted, won't be jailed in assault, house fire

A Louisville woman accused of hitting her husband and trying to burn down their house after he refused to go to the store to buy her beer pleaded guilty yesterday but avoided jail.

Ruby Jewell will be placed on diversion for five years and must stay employed, complete a drug program and attend four Alcoholics Anonymous meetings a week.

Jewell, 29, pleaded guilty in Jefferson Circuit Court to arson, wanton endangerment and assault in the March 3, 2004, incident.

After consuming seven beers that night, Jewell, of the 1600 block of Arling Avenue, wanted her husband, Keith, to buy her more beer, according to her arrest citation.

When he refused, she slapped him, then set fire to the couch, which burned to the frame before Keith Jewell could extinguish the flames. Five children were in the home at the time.

SacTown Chronic · 07-28-2005, 07:04 AM

That's no way to treat your brother.

Cadaverous Pallor · 07-28-2005, 09:59 AM

Next time GD won't go shopping for me, I'll know just what to do.

alphabassettgrrl · 07-28-2005, 11:19 AM

Gah. Five children- they've already reproduced. :: sigh ::

Not Afraid · 07-28-2005, 11:22 AM

Well, 4 AA meetings a week is a start......

Keelboat Captain · 07-28-2005, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by alphabassettgrrl

Gah. Five children- they've already reproduced. :: sigh ::

Yep sigh,

Why do all the smart caring people I know have 0 to 2 kids, and the drugged out freaks and jail birds all have 5?

Ghoulish Delight · 07-28-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Keelboat Captain

Yep sigh,

Why do all the smart caring people I know have 0 to 2 kids, and the drugged out freaks and jail birds all have 5?

Cause or effect?

Boss Radio · 07-28-2005, 10:36 PM

Pink Dot would have saved the couch.

07-28-2005, 06:37 AM	#1
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Marital Bliss in Kentucky Woman convicted, won't be jailed in assault, house fire A Louisville woman accused of hitting her husband and trying to burn down their house after he refused to go to the store to buy her beer pleaded guilty yesterday but avoided jail. Ruby Jewell will be placed on diversion for five years and must stay employed, complete a drug program and attend four Alcoholics Anonymous meetings a week. Jewell, 29, pleaded guilty in Jefferson Circuit Court to arson, wanton endangerment and assault in the March 3, 2004, incident. After consuming seven beers that night, Jewell, of the 1600 block of Arling Avenue, wanted her husband, Keith, to buy her more beer, according to her arrest citation. When he refused, she slapped him, then set fire to the couch, which burned to the frame before Keith Jewell could extinguish the flames. Five children were in the home at the time. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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07-28-2005, 07:04 AM	#2
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	That's no way to treat your brother. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Next time GD won't go shopping for me, I'll know just what to do. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Gah. Five children- they've already reproduced. :: sigh ::
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Well, 4 AA meetings a week is a start......
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Boss Radio The Littlest Hobo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Hobo Junction Posts: 393	Pink Dot would have saved the couch.
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