|  | €uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. | 
|  03-22-2013, 04:38 AM | #391 | 
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				            | Mostly a joke.  I love the girls.  But it's like coaching a group of ADD cats. | 
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|  03-22-2013, 05:41 AM | #392 | 
| 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. | So, how did that Harvard win do for your brackets this year? 
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|  03-22-2013, 08:04 AM | #393 | 
| Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso 
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				            | ADD cats = Cats 
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|  04-23-2013, 05:33 PM | #394 | 
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				            | I didn't realize this until I got home and changed my shirt, but I forgot to put on deodorant today. Thanks gawd I don't have a strenuous job!  | 
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|  06-25-2013, 07:05 PM | #395 | 
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				            | I discovered that when I went to pee this morning at work that I put my boxers on backwards 
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|  06-26-2013, 08:05 AM | #396 | 
| 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. | Before or after? 
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|  01-29-2014, 12:54 PM | #397 | 
| 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. | On a related note....  Before using any bathroom anywhere be sure to check supply levels before you get started. 
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|  01-29-2014, 10:56 PM | #398 | 
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				            | Indeed.  
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|  01-30-2014, 12:12 PM | #399 | 
| Cruiser of Motorboats | I was eating one of those plastic cups of grapefruit slices last night. Through the remaining juice, I saw what appeared to be one sliver of fruit at the bottom, but I couldn't seem to find it with the fork. Turned out it was my finger showing through the bottom of the cup.  Granted, I was a little sleep-deprived, but it reminded me of when my cat used to try to reach for objects on the other side of the sliding door. | 
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|  01-30-2014, 09:38 PM | #400 | 
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				            | Have you ever farted just before you sat down and then realized you just farted in your own face? 
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