Shoot to kill: A policy that was DOA? - Page 3

wendybeth · 08-19-2005, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Scrooge McSam

You haven't heard? All us liberals hate America and want the terrorists to win. FoxNews told me so.

Not true. We merely want to put them in therapy.

Scrooge McSam · 08-19-2005, 07:44 PM

You'll have to forgive me, Wendy. I was forced to watch O'Reilly the other night and it's taking me a while to wretch up the after effects. If I forced myself to listen to Limbaugh, I'd likely explode.

If I had a larger diameter sphincter, this wouldn't be taking so long.

scaeagles · 08-19-2005, 08:18 PM

Well, stretching mine hasn't done squat, and if I told you guys I needed to get it stretched a couple times a week to do me any good, you'd all have a really good laugh.

Limbaugh is my healer.

Scrooge McSam · 08-19-2005, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

...if I told you guys I needed to get it stretched a couple times a week to do me any good, you'd all have a really good laugh.

Not from me

Those are words to live by, as far as I'm concerned.

wendybeth · 08-19-2005, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

Well, stretching mine hasn't done squat, and if I told you guys I needed to get it stretched a couple times a week to do me any good, you'd all have a really good laugh.

Limbaugh is my healer.

You do realise Limbaugh lost his hearing because of drug abuse, don't you? He claimed it was autoimmune disease, but profound hearing loss is a known side effect of Oxycontin abuse. He's lucky, though. All he has to do is turn off his CI and he doesn't have to listen to the venomous crap he spews.

Boss Angeles · 08-19-2005, 09:39 PM

This whole thing certainly quells the Brazilians "always cutting in line" thing.

MickeyLumbo · 08-20-2005, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

I still have mine from my 80's HS days. Levis. Faded. Collar almost stuck in the flipped up position.

What can I say? I was a preppy.

i'll bet you were a HOT Young Republican~

Motorboat Cruiser · 08-20-2005, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MickeyLumbo

i'll bet you were a HOT Young Republican~

Perhaps, but look at the price that his sphincter paid.

scaeagles · 08-21-2005, 08:27 AM

On a complete side note, I was helping my in-laws tear out a rather large block wall last Sunday. We were using a jack hammer, and my brother in law offered to shove it down my throat to see if it would help. I wanted to ask Sac, Scrooge, and/or MBC just how that feels first, though.

Motorboat Cruiser · 08-21-2005, 10:42 AM

Depends on your gag reflex.

08-19-2005, 07:44 PM	#22
Scrooge McSam What? Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,635	You'll have to forgive me, Wendy. I was forced to watch O'Reilly the other night and it's taking me a while to wretch up the after effects. If I forced myself to listen to Limbaugh, I'd likely explode. If I had a larger diameter sphincter, this wouldn't be taking so long.
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08-19-2005, 08:18 PM	#23
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	Well, stretching mine hasn't done squat, and if I told you guys I needed to get it stretched a couple times a week to do me any good, you'd all have a really good laugh. Limbaugh is my healer.
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08-19-2005, 09:39 PM	#26
Boss Angeles Cash and Cary Grant Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Boss Angeles Posts: 23	This whole thing certainly quells the Brazilians "always cutting in line" thing.
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08-21-2005, 08:27 AM	#29
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	On a complete side note, I was helping my in-laws tear out a rather large block wall last Sunday. We were using a jack hammer, and my brother in law offered to shove it down my throat to see if it would help. I wanted to ask Sac, Scrooge, and/or MBC just how that feels first, though.
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08-21-2005, 10:42 AM	#30
Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	Depends on your gag reflex.
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