Corn Dogs

[Not Afraid]

Originally Posted by MickeyLumbo

i NOW know how to properly go down on a corn dog. thank you.

I am here to serve and swank.

[DisneyDaniel]

Here's a poem for all you corn dog swankers.

[mamabot]

The last exerience I had with corn dogs was on a trip to DL with Brian. We were running late for a meet, so we grabbed a couple of corn dogs at the red wagon. Brian proceeded to eat his corn dog like it was corn on the cob. Pretty cute.

[Gn2Dlnd]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

So, Prince Harry gets in trouble, but NaziMeinke is okay? Oh, the double-standard! Toot!

BTW, the roll of paper towels on the floor - would I be wrong in assuming that there's a can of Crisco just out of frame?

[Matterhorn Fan]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

flippyshark is just overflowing with talent.

I have this weird relationship with corn dogs. I kinda like 'em. I'm not in love with the corn part, and I always think there's way too much of it. So whenever I get one I end up discarding about half the corn stuff. I do enjoy the other half with the dog though. Maybe I should make my own homemade ones so they won't have so much corn? It's not often I get one, especially in public, since it's so embarrassing tearing off the coating.

See, I like the corn stuff, but I can't eat the dog part. I'd suggest we share a corn dog sometime, but I can't eat corn stuff that's been touching a dog.

I need the corn coating deep fried in a seperate vat of oil. Mmmmm . . . corn coating on a stick . . .

[Gn2Dlnd]

How 'bout the cheesy-corny thing they sell over at Corn Dog Castle?

[Gn2Dlnd]

Originally Posted by Gn2Dlnd

*assumes cheerleading stance*
Corn Dog, Corn Dog,
Greasy, Greasy Greasy
We'll Beat Your Team
Easy, Easy Easy!
*and pose*

(Thanks, Stan4dSteph! Toot Toot!)

[Matterhorn Fan]

Originally Posted by Gn2Dlnd

How 'bout the cheesy-corny thing they sell over at Corn Dog Castle?

You mean the heart attack on a stick? I'm pretty sure the cheese is dipped into the same vat of corniness that the dogs are, and that they're fried in the same vat of oil, making the cheesy-corny things not very vegetarian.

I prefer not to chance it. I could get very ill.

[Kevy Baby]

Mule Dicks on a Stick.

That's what they sell at the Red Wagon.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan

See, I like the corn stuff, but I can't eat the dog part. I'd suggest we share a corn dog sometime, but I can't eat corn stuff that's been touching a dog.

You're my corndog soul mate! Whodathunk? Too bad you live so far away, I'd totally share my corndog with you. People would think we have a very intimate relationship...