Nick and Jessica: Newly Separated

Gemini Cricket · 11-23-2005, 09:09 PM

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The couple jointly announced their separation Wednesday, confirmed their publicists Meredith O' Sullivan and Rob Shooter.
"After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways," Simpson and Lachey said in an official statement.

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Aww. If my tear ducts weren't all dried up, I'd be crying right now.

Olympicnut · 11-23-2005, 09:14 PM

OOOOOOOO, maybe now I can work my wiles on Nick. Smart, yummy, rich AND a USC fan, what more can a boy ask for?

Capt Jack · 11-23-2005, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Olympicnut

OOOOOOOO, maybe now I can work my wiles on Nick. Smart, yummy, rich AND a USC fan, what more can a boy ask for?

and and....maybe I could work on Jess.........uh....hmm. on second thought....(as if she ever had a FIRST thought)

nah....

Olympicnut · 11-23-2005, 11:50 PM

She had a thought once. She was standing at the window one evening, looking up at the stars with a look of curiosity on her face, thinking to herself, "I think I like vanilla."

wendybeth · 11-24-2005, 12:00 AM

I think she was still trying to work out that tuna/chicken thing.

Prudence · 11-24-2005, 12:39 AM

Well I am just *shocked*! I mean, who would have guessed?

€uroMeinke · 11-24-2005, 12:50 AM

Should I know these people?

Boss Radio · 11-24-2005, 03:13 AM

They are Sonny and Cher 2000.

Scrooge McSam · 11-24-2005, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Should I know these people?

I love you!!!

Gemini Cricket · 11-24-2005, 08:37 AM

I have never seen their show but there was such a big deal about these two. Blah blah yaddah yaddah....
How funny.

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Olympicnut Swank O-nut in Drag Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Porn Capitol USA (San Fernando Valley, CA) Posts: 33	She had a thought once. She was standing at the window one evening, looking up at the stars with a look of curiosity on her face, thinking to herself, "I think I like vanilla."
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	I think she was still trying to work out that tuna/chicken thing. __________________
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Well I am just shocked! I mean, who would have guessed? __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Should I know these people? __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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Boss Radio The Littlest Hobo Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Hobo Junction Posts: 393	They are Sonny and Cher 2000.
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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	I have never seen their show but there was such a big deal about these two. Blah blah yaddah yaddah.... How funny.
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