I dreamt I was at your house, Notafraid and Euromeinke

flippyshark · 01-30-2005, 08:15 PM

Okay, so I had a sort of kooky dream last night. (I don't usually bore people with my dreams, but as this one involved a few of you here I figured I'd share.)

So, HTHBellcaptain and myself decide, quite on the spur of the moment, to leave the bitter east coast and go to Disneyland. But we are on a budget. EuroMeinke and NotAfraid offer a solution - they are going to be out of town, so they offer to let HTH and I house-sit in their absence and save on hotel expenses. (You guys are the best.)

Anyway, when we get there, we see that their home is nothing short of palacial, a mansion complete with grand staircase, a ballroom, and a very large swimming pool out back. (Probably tennis courts, a hedge maze, stables and a private zoo as well, but I didn't have time to look around.)

So, our hosts leave and HTH and I settle in, but I hear people in the back of the house, splashing around in the pool. I find a bunch of college -age spring breakers having a pool party, and I ask them if have permission ot be there.

"No, but we saw that they were gone, and we always come over here and party when they're not home," I am told by an especially laid back looking dude.

Anyhow, I get all huffy and upset at these gate crashers, and tell them that I am going to call the police, when suddenly, I notice that HTH is joining them in their revels, apparently keen on flirting with all the curvy babes. So, I am left looking like the bad guy.

Anyway, HTH has rented a car, and he takes all his new friends to Disneyland and leaves me behind, alone. While I am there, I discover, to my horror, that the upstairs part of the house is alive with rats, hundreds of them. And they are aggressive little suckers too. (The cats, of which I think there were about twenty, were not a bit pleased by this.) So, I arm myself with a broom and start shooing the rats away, but they swarm all over me, a la WILLARD. Just when things look really grim, Euromeinke comes back into the house.

"What the #@%^@ is going on here?!?" He cries, and then he takes out a metal cannister attached to a pump and hose and begins spraying the rats with vinegar. (Yeah, I know, it was a dream, okay?) The rats scatter, and then my host looks at me, eyes ablaze and shouts,"Didn't I tell you to spray the place with vinegar? I thought I made that VERY CLEAR! I can't trust you with anything!"

I felt terrible. Then I woke up.

€uroMeinke · 01-30-2005, 08:18 PM

Damn - now are secret is out

Not Afraid · 01-30-2005, 08:23 PM

I don't even know where to start! That is one of the funniest things I've read in a while! There is so much wrongness contained in that dream it's beautiful!

WOW! Did I just read this or am I having a fever dream?

Not Afraid · 01-30-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Damn - now are secret is out

About the mansion? It's not out to me yet. I still see a smalish 1920's bungalow around me.

Cadaverous Pallor · 01-30-2005, 08:29 PM

So damn funny!!!!

Here's the most unbelievable part:

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Just when things look really grim, Euromeinke comes back into the house.
"What the #@%^@ is going on here?!?" He cries...

I think even if the house were swarming with rats, € yelling is out of character.

flippyshark · 01-30-2005, 08:38 PM

It gets stranger. When I woke up, I called Matterhorn Fan and told her about this dream, and get this. She had dreamt she was at EM and NA's house too! Spooooky!!!

BarTopDancer · 01-30-2005, 08:40 PM

That's quite a dream Flippy!

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

So damn funny!!!!

Here's the most unbelievable part:
I think even if the house were swarming with rats, € yelling is out of character.

Hehe.So true.

wendybeth · 01-30-2005, 08:40 PM

Lol! Great dream report! Where were the kitties, though?

Not Afraid · 01-30-2005, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by flippyshark

It gets stranger. When I woke up, I called Matterhorn Fan and told her about this dream, and get this. She had dreamt she was at EM and NA's house too! Spooooky!!!

She must've been in the pool with all of the other curvy babes.

So, does this mean you're coming over?

Kevy Baby · 01-30-2005, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Damn - now are secret is out

Yeah... I didn't know you guys had a pool!!!

01-30-2005, 08:15 PM	#1
flippyshark Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 2,852	I dreamt I was at your house, Notafraid and Euromeinke Okay, so I had a sort of kooky dream last night. (I don't usually bore people with my dreams, but as this one involved a few of you here I figured I'd share.) So, HTHBellcaptain and myself decide, quite on the spur of the moment, to leave the bitter east coast and go to Disneyland. But we are on a budget. EuroMeinke and NotAfraid offer a solution - they are going to be out of town, so they offer to let HTH and I house-sit in their absence and save on hotel expenses. (You guys are the best.) Anyway, when we get there, we see that their home is nothing short of palacial, a mansion complete with grand staircase, a ballroom, and a very large swimming pool out back. (Probably tennis courts, a hedge maze, stables and a private zoo as well, but I didn't have time to look around.) So, our hosts leave and HTH and I settle in, but I hear people in the back of the house, splashing around in the pool. I find a bunch of college -age spring breakers having a pool party, and I ask them if have permission ot be there. "No, but we saw that they were gone, and we always come over here and party when they're not home," I am told by an especially laid back looking dude. Anyhow, I get all huffy and upset at these gate crashers, and tell them that I am going to call the police, when suddenly, I notice that HTH is joining them in their revels, apparently keen on flirting with all the curvy babes. So, I am left looking like the bad guy. Anyway, HTH has rented a car, and he takes all his new friends to Disneyland and leaves me behind, alone. While I am there, I discover, to my horror, that the upstairs part of the house is alive with rats, hundreds of them. And they are aggressive little suckers too. (The cats, of which I think there were about twenty, were not a bit pleased by this.) So, I arm myself with a broom and start shooing the rats away, but they swarm all over me, a la WILLARD. Just when things look really grim, Euromeinke comes back into the house. "What the #@%^@ is going on here?!?" He cries, and then he takes out a metal cannister attached to a pump and hose and begins spraying the rats with vinegar. (Yeah, I know, it was a dream, okay?) The rats scatter, and then my host looks at me, eyes ablaze and shouts,"Didn't I tell you to spray the place with vinegar? I thought I made that VERY CLEAR! I can't trust you with anything!" I felt terrible. Then I woke up.
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01-30-2005, 08:18 PM	#2
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Damn - now are secret is out __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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01-30-2005, 08:23 PM	#3
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I don't even know where to start! That is one of the funniest things I've read in a while! There is so much wrongness contained in that dream it's beautiful! WOW! Did I just read this or am I having a fever dream?
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01-30-2005, 08:38 PM	#6
flippyshark Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 2,852	It gets stranger. When I woke up, I called Matterhorn Fan and told her about this dream, and get this. She had dreamt she was at EM and NA's house too! Spooooky!!!
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01-30-2005, 08:40 PM	#8
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Lol! Great dream report! Where were the kitties, though? __________________
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