David Blaine - Never Ceases to Amaze

Freaky Tiki · 05-16-2006, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by imdb.com

American illusionist David Blaine, who failed to break the world record for holding his breath underwater last week, has announced his next stunt will be living among wild animals in the jungle"

http://imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-05-16/

This is going to be so magical!

Wait.....didn't Jane Goodall do this already? And didn't her studies actually help us understand the animal world better?

Who cares?! David Blaine is so much cooler!

wendybeth · 05-16-2006, 07:44 PM

I'd be much more impressed if he went to live with the Grizzlies.

Freaky Tiki · 05-16-2006, 07:44 PM

While wearing a suit made of steaks

CoasterMatt · 05-16-2006, 07:47 PM

I wanna see him live with those badass Dutch Sloth Bears... They ripped a macaque to shreds in front of zoo visitors. (Story here - great to read while listening to "The Circle of Life")

wendybeth · 05-16-2006, 07:47 PM

I wonder how long he'd be able to hold his breath?

Freaky Tiki · 05-16-2006, 07:54 PM

I wonder if the guy with the headset would be nearby, motivating him.

"Ok, we're at day two...here comes the bear....jingle your bell, it'll scare him.....

you're doing great. Use that leaf as toilet paper...fantastic.

He's having convulsions get him out of there! "

Not Afraid · 05-16-2006, 07:58 PM

One word: Gob.

wendybeth · 05-16-2006, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

I wanna see him live with those badass Dutch Sloth Bears... They ripped a macaque to shreds in front of zoo visitors. (Story here - great to read while listening to "The Circle of Life")

I saw that earlier- nothing slothful about that bear, eh? Terrible table manners, but moves pretty darn fast!

Ghoulish Delight · 05-16-2006, 09:08 PM

Smug sob.

Matterhorn Fan · 05-17-2006, 10:10 AM

How does this guy make a living? Does he come from money and not need to work? Is he making fries between stunts?

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