And now, not so deep thoughts - Page 41

Prudence · 06-03-2006, 01:50 AM

Normally when I'm this late it's with a book, not the telly. Which is why I've probably never noticed that Carson whatshisbutt has a late night show. And he's spectacularly awful. Not so bad it's good awful, but so bad I quickly polished off the glass of wine so I can shut down the pooter and head to bed.

Sweet Fancy Moses the commercial's over! Where the hell is that remote?!

CoasterMatt · 06-03-2006, 07:35 AM

Carson Daly is SO bad, they BEG people coming out of the Tonight Show taping to go be in his audience...

Kevy Baby · 06-03-2006, 09:44 AM

What if Carson Palmer hosted instead?

Prudence · 06-03-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Carson Daly is SO bad, they BEG people coming out of the Tonight Show taping to go be in his audience...

Wasn't he on MTV? I thought he was supposed to be some hottie or something. On his late show he has all the charisma of cold, congealed oatmeal. Does he have no shame? Does he have no friends who can tell him how much he totally sucks?

Ghoulish Delight · 06-05-2006, 04:10 PM

Danger is: Trying to make a pass on a 2 lane highway in a Chevy Cobalt. I think I'd have done better with a riding lawnmower.

wendybeth · 06-05-2006, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Danger is: Trying to make a pass on a 2 lane highway in a Chevy Cobalt. I think I'd have done better with a riding lawnmower.

I'm reading this as you attempting to hit on someone, and somehow being in a riding lawnmower would have improved your chances?

Capt Jack · 06-05-2006, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Prudence

cold, congealed oatmeal.

mmmm......breakfast of (ex) champions

Ghoulish Delight · 06-06-2006, 08:36 PM

Ever notice that, counter-intuitively, it seems easier to get used to driving a rental car than it is to get re-used to driving your own car after driving a rental car? I suppose it's because when in a rental car, you're expecting things to not feel right, but when you get back in your own car, it's jarring when your muscle memory is incorrect.

Ghoulish Delight · 06-07-2006, 08:36 AM

An odd realization stemming from a strange late night convorsation between CP and myself:

I've been to several historical recreated villages from the colonial era on the east coast. These are places where buildings from the time are preserved, and people dress in period costumes, demonstrating what life was like during the time. There'd be women tending gardens, a baker baking bread, and invariably a blacksmith making stuff. Sometimes they'd even give some small bit of metal work to the visitors (I've still got a square nail lying around somewhere). It ocurred to me last night that while you are guaranteed to see a butter churn at these recreated villages, and maybe even someone pretending to churn butter, not once do I remember getting to taste any hand-churned butter on the spot. Which made me realize that at that point in history, it was easier to smith metal than to make butter.

Moonliner · 06-07-2006, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Which made me realize that at that point in history, it was easier to smith metal than to make butter.

Fire, Clang!, Red hot metal, screeech of the metal in water, beefy blacksmith.

or

Wooden churn. Wooden pole. Up and down. Up and down.

If you made your living selling tickets, which one would you rather be selling them for?

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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Danger is: Trying to make a pass on a 2 lane highway in a Chevy Cobalt. I think I'd have done better with a riding lawnmower. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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06-06-2006, 08:36 PM	#408
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Ever notice that, counter-intuitively, it seems easier to get used to driving a rental car than it is to get re-used to driving your own car after driving a rental car? I suppose it's because when in a rental car, you're expecting things to not feel right, but when you get back in your own car, it's jarring when your muscle memory is incorrect. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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06-07-2006, 08:36 AM	#409
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	An odd realization stemming from a strange late night convorsation between CP and myself: I've been to several historical recreated villages from the colonial era on the east coast. These are places where buildings from the time are preserved, and people dress in period costumes, demonstrating what life was like during the time. There'd be women tending gardens, a baker baking bread, and invariably a blacksmith making stuff. Sometimes they'd even give some small bit of metal work to the visitors (I've still got a square nail lying around somewhere). It ocurred to me last night that while you are guaranteed to see a butter churn at these recreated villages, and maybe even someone pretending to churn butter, not once do I remember getting to taste any hand-churned butter on the spot. Which made me realize that at that point in history, it was easier to smith metal than to make butter. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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