Gay Marriage Ban Approved

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Originally Posted by Scrooge McSam

Pfft You'd think he could work some Charles Nelson Reilly gay in there somewhere.

Gene Rayburn: "Dumb Dora was so dumb,

She thought asphalt was [blank]."


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Gene Rayburn: "Okay Jeanelle, what's your response to Dumb Dora was so dumb,"

Audience, shouting: "How dumb was she?"

Gene Rayburn: "Ha ha, Dumb Dora was so dumb, she thought asphalt was [blank]?"

Jeanelle: "Um, cement?"

Gene Rayburn: "Cement! Cement, that's certainly something someone dumb could think is asphalt. Charles, what did you write down?"

Charles Nelson Reilly: "Well Gene, I had a different thing in mind, would you mind repeating the question?"

Gene Rayburn: "Sure Charles, anything for you. Dumb Dora was so dumb, she thought asphalt was [blank].

Charles Nelson Reilly: (flips card over) "Rectum trouble!"

Gene Rayburn: "Aw, I'm sorry Jeanelle, thanks for coming on the show, there are some lovely parting gifts for you backstage. Rectum trouble! We'll be right back."

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[Gemini Cricket]

Joe Solomonese on the 'gay agenda'. I don't always agree with everything the HRC does, but I like the way he worded this part of his editorial piece...

But I would be lying if I said that we don't have an agenda -- we do, and this is it:

1. A good job, where workers are respected for the work they do, are treated fairly and offered equal benefits

2. A safe home. So that we and our families can live in a community without fear of hate crimes and persecution

3. Fair and quality health care so that we have the ability to take care of our loved ones

4. And the right to be in a committed and legally recognized relationship that includes the same legal protections and rights offered to every other American -- no more, and no less.

And that, my friends, is not a radical gay agenda -- it's the American dream.

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