I'll never understand...

[MickeyD]

Originally Posted by Claire

I'll never understand why my day seems incomplete without a venti latte at some point.....thankfully, today is not one of those days.....and I can't remember the last incomplete day I've had in months, except when we were at Disneyland.

Ditto. You don't still give up lattes for Lent do you? (That is your thing that I'm thinking of, isn't it?) It's been implied by my coworkers that I should give up Starbucks for Lent....to which I replied, "HELL NO!" Maybe some year spiritually I'll be in a place where I can do that....but this is not that year.

I'll never understand why every time I read my parents' People magazine, it seems there is a picture of Britney Spears emerging from a gas station bathroom. Eww.

I'll also never understand why I'm such a freekin' clutz. Yesterday I tripped over God knows what. I probably would have just turned my ankle, except that luckily or unluckily, I was wearing boots, so I tweaked my knee instead. I'm not sure what I did to it....it doesn't hurt much, but every time I bend it, it snaps, crackles & pops more than a bowl of Rice Krispies.

[Gn2Dlnd]

Car on the right goes first. CAR ON THE RIGHT GOES FIRST!!!

Thanks.

Oh, and cleaning as I'm cooking? When I'm seasoning and tweaking and what-not, dish-soap smell can totally take me out of my "zone.". Maybe if they made totally unscented soap. Do they and I just haven't looked?

[libraryvixen]

I don't understand why a bird poos on my car as soon as I get it washed.

[lindyhop]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I can't understand why I used to think I looked good in clothes that were much too big on me. I also used to think that was comfortable. It's still comfortable at home but now I feel like an idiot if I go out in public like that. I guess it's because I was raised on hand-me-downs.

I'm having a flashback that may require psychoanalysis...

When I started kindergarten my grandmother made a bunch of dresses for me and of course because they should last me a while they all had growing room. I think I must have looked like a war orphan until about the third grade. I wore one sleeveless dress all the way into the fifth grade!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by libraryvixen

I don't understand why a bird poos on my car as soon as I get it washed.

It's a nice, shiny target.

[Kevy Baby]

I'll never stand under a ladder

[Claire]

Originally Posted by MickeyD

Ditto. You don't still give up lattes for Lent do you? (That is your thing that I'm thinking of, isn't it?) It's been implied by my coworkers that I should give up Starbucks for Lent....to which I replied, "HELL NO!" Maybe some year spiritually I'll be in a place where I can do that....but this is not that year.

Twas my thang, but not this year. I'm not sure if I'll ever be in a place, anyplace, where I'll try it again.

Unless I'm in prison, I'm drinking my damn lattes everyday.

I'll never understand the point of the Super Bowl. Unless the point is gathering with friends, drinking and eating while laughing at funny commercials.....if that's the case, I'm all for it. But the stupid football game ruined many of the conversations happening in the room!

[BarTopDancer]

...Why the Prez and CEO of our company think it's a good idea to call at meeting at 4:45 on a Friday with no notice and want to discuss things we need to compile.

[mhrc4]

i will never understand the desire by some californians to drive 75-85mph IN THE RAIN and then have the nerve to complain about the number of accidents

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I'll never understand people that have to have the TV on all the time. I can't stand having TV as background. Either it's something I want to watch and I have to sit and watch it, or it's just so much garbled annoying noise. If I want background, I use music. If I'm listening to the radio, often times the commercials will make me turn it off.

I love silence.