I'm addicted to porn.

LSPoorEeyorick · 07-31-2006, 07:06 PM

Cupcake porn, that is.

It seems like everywhere I go these days, I am being pummeled by it. Today's Yahoo Buzz pointed me in the direction of several new sources.

Sure, a little bit of cupcake porn is OK. As long as it doesn't distract you or send you to the wrong part of town at the wrong time of the day looking for a piece. But when you're sitting at work, calculating how much extra time it would take to swing through Beverly Hills or Burbank, I think that it's going too far. Cupcake porn is supposed to fulfill you-- so that you don't have to cheat on your lentil salad to get your jollies. But, friends, I'm afraid it's not working.

Some examples-- NSFH (heart, hips, health...)

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mousepod · 07-31-2006, 07:15 PM

Ok... I admit that you hoodwinked me into opening your thread.

But now all I can think about is the Cupcake Café on 39th Street in NYC - and how much I miss it.

Thank God we have Citizen Cake here in SF.

Scrooge McSam · 07-31-2006, 07:20 PM

LOL

I find this thread strangely unsatisfying. Reminds me of porn.

€uroMeinke · 07-31-2006, 07:20 PM

Sorry - all I can think of is the cupcake orgy that was Disneyland's 50th and my stomach lurched a bit

lashbear · 07-31-2006, 07:34 PM

Sorry, I have to post this link. (Don't open at work because of song lyrics

Everybody Sing:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...43841227974645

Prudence · 07-31-2006, 07:36 PM

Head on up this way and we can head to Cupcake Royale or, if you need a change of pace, Top Pot Doughnuts.

Not Afraid · 07-31-2006, 07:36 PM

I'm more of a tart-girl myself.

Did I just call myself a tart?

Prudence · 07-31-2006, 07:38 PM

oooh! Cupcake Royale has a new Raspberry doughnut! That makes it a serving of fruit....right?

Snowflake · 07-31-2006, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

I'm more of a tart-girl myself.

Did I just call myself a tart?

Bwah-ha-ha-ha

Quote:

You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Not Afraid again.

Prudence · 07-31-2006, 07:45 PM

Tee-hee!

07-31-2006, 07:06 PM	#1
LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	I'm addicted to porn. Cupcake porn, that is. It seems like everywhere I go these days, I am being pummeled by it. Today's Yahoo Buzz pointed me in the direction of several new sources. Sure, a little bit of cupcake porn is OK. As long as it doesn't distract you or send you to the wrong part of town at the wrong time of the day looking for a piece. But when you're sitting at work, calculating how much extra time it would take to swing through Beverly Hills or Burbank, I think that it's going too far. Cupcake porn is supposed to fulfill you-- so that you don't have to cheat on your lentil salad to get your jollies. But, friends, I'm afraid it's not working. Some examples-- NSFH (heart, hips, health...) Spoiler:
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mousepod You broke your Ramadar! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,635	Ok... I admit that you hoodwinked me into opening your thread. But now all I can think about is the Cupcake Café on 39th Street in NYC - and how much I miss it. Thank God we have Citizen Cake here in SF. __________________ "Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney
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Scrooge McSam What? Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,635	LOL I find this thread strangely unsatisfying. Reminds me of porn.
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Sorry - all I can think of is the cupcake orgy that was Disneyland's 50th and my stomach lurched a bit __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	Sorry, I have to post this link. (Don't open at work because of song lyrics Everybody Sing: http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...43841227974645 __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Head on up this way and we can head to Cupcake Royale or, if you need a change of pace, Top Pot Doughnuts. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I'm more of a tart-girl myself. Did I just call myself a tart?
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