Remedial xmas help needed

[tracilicious]

First of all, Indi really wants an airplane. Not just any airplane, but one that you put together that has a propeller. Ok, so I was thinking model airplane, but you can't really play with those once they are built. Santa is a last minute shopper, so Santa really needs this to be sold in an actual store nearby as it probably wouldn't get here in time if he ordered it online. He's convinced that Santa knows exactly the right kind to get him, since he told him at the mall. What the hell have I gotten myself into?!

Secondly, what's up with stockings? When do you get the stuff in them? What the crap do I hang them up with?!