Pirates Lair

[Strangler Lewis]

I don't know if "my craziest typo" is a suitable subject, but . . .

Some time ago, discussing the limits of constitutional limits, I wrote that if the Endangered Species Act was repealed, nothing in the constitution would stop the government if it decided to massacre all the eagles. Except instead of writing "massacre," I initially wrote "masturbate."

I fixed it before posting it, but it still amuses me, so I thought I'd share.

Warning: set-up coming. "Don't know where my head was at that morning."