Popular Gilroy Garlic Festival hoping you won't notice lack of garlic

[MouseWife]

LOL GC, let me know when you decide to party at Whole Foods, okay? I'll bring my camera...

I wanna go to the avocado festival!!! Where is this? I love love love them! {unless they are brown, then, yuck!}

I would love to go to the Pumpkin Festival in Half Moon Bay. Well...only if I could stay at the Ritz-Carlton for my weekend visit....I'm sure they'd serve some pumpkin pie that I could eat curled up by the fireplace.

You got lemons, make lemonade. Enjoy where you are.

Even if it is in the produce aisle at Whole Foods!

{but Gilroy? That is like a pitstop along the way to Monterey from Yosemite, right? And it stinks!!! Egads, no, no garlic festival for me, thanks!}