Dear:

[Snowflake]

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

Dear Snowflake,

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Recording 1762

*beep*

I do wonder which level of Dante's Inferno I'm currently residing at?

Well, I found out here*

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 3 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Third Level of Hell!
Third Level of Hell

In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

Hmm, yeah, yummy



*Excuse me if this questionnaire has been posted before, I'm too slothful to look and this probably knocks down one more level.