Orlando needs a new mayor

[flippyshark]

You other-coasters may or may not have heard, but the mayor of Orlando, Buddy Dyer, has been indicted on charges related to the last mayoral election, and has been suspended from his post. There will be an election for a new mayor, who will take over until Buddy returns, or stay in the office permanently if Buddy is found guilty.

Anyhow, this gives us Bitter East Coasters a chance to have our own goofy re-election. We don't have a lot of celebrities, so I was hoping maybe you guys could send some our way. (We used to have Wayne Brady, a lot of icky boy bands, and, in their young mouseketeer years, Britney, Hillary Duff-Beer, Keri Russell, J.C. Chasez, Justin Timberlake and other fifteen minuters.)

So, feel free to chime in... Who should be the mayor of Orlando?