Your true self?

[Prudence]

Originally Posted by Scrooge McSam

You and me both.

You think this now, but 14 years of tap lessons, a passable voice, and occasional bursts of fearless extroversion means I could potentially go all FOSSE! at any moment. At least UvaGirl has the safety of a hemisphere protecting her from potential terror.

(jazzhands!)

Seriously. Feed me enough sugar and I'm a complete nutter. I should have done burlesque.