Feeling goofy - post your favorite lame jokes here

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Joke #1: It was a normal day in Metropolis, Superman was out flying around, when suddenly the unexpected. He flys past an open window, and sees Wonder Woman inside on her bed, buck naked with her legs spread wide open.

Superman, being faster than a speeding bullet, thinks to himself "Ya know, I could zip in there, have my way with her and zip out before she realizes what happened."

Sure enough, in through the window, bam bam bam, zip on out through the window.

Wonder Woman sits up and says, "what the hell was that?"
The invisable man responds, "I dunno, but my ass sure is sore."

Joke #2: A gal keeps falling asleep in church, and her husband is real embarassed about it. So he goes to the priest and asks him what to do. The priest says, "Next week, while I'm talking to the congregation, if she starts to fall asleep poke her in the leg with a needle. I'll make sure she doesn't make herself look stupid."
So the next week she starts falling asleep in church, and simultaneously the priest is on stage. He said, "Who taught us to love our neighbor?"
He pokes her and she screamed, "JESUS CHRIST!"
The priest nodded and said, "You are right, Jesus taught us that. And who is it that delivered us to the promise land?"
His pokes her once again and she yelped, "GOD!"
"Correct again", said the priest. "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore her 99th child?"
He pokes her and finally she gets up and yells, "You stick that goddamed thing in me one more time I'll break it and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen", replied the congregation.