"Pirates" Scene Irks Natives

mousepod · 04-27-2005, 10:49 AM

I would've posted this in the lame joke thread... but it just seemed too tasty not to post here:

These two cannibals kill a missionary. They argue for a while about how to divide him up, when finally, one of them says, "Okay. You start at the head and I'll start at the feet."
So they begin their tasty feast. After a while one of them says, "Hey, this is really great. I'm having a ball."
"Slow down!" cries the other cannibal "You're eating too fast!"

04-27-2005, 10:49 AM	#11
mousepod You broke your Ramadar! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,635	I would've posted this in the lame joke thread... but it just seemed too tasty not to post here: These two cannibals kill a missionary. They argue for a while about how to divide him up, when finally, one of them says, "Okay. You start at the head and I'll start at the feet." So they begin their tasty feast. After a while one of them says, "Hey, this is really great. I'm having a ball." "Slow down!" cries the other cannibal "You're eating too fast!" __________________ "Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney
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