All About McCain

Gemini Cricket · 10-25-2008, 06:08 PM

Hem hem hem.

Applause.

"Thank you, thank you."

"My Sarah Palin jack-o-lantern is pretty on the outside but is lit by a very dim light."

"My Joe Biden jack-o-lantern keeps saying "Happy Easter!" to my neighbors. What a gaffe!"

"My Joe the Plumber jack-o-lantern is not a pumpkin after all. It's really a squash."

"Is this thing on? Testing, testing?"

"My McCain jack-o-lantern keeps blinking and sticking its tongue out at me."

"My Obama jack-o-lantern is gone. It went to Hawai'i to see a pineapple."

"Thank you, enjoy the rest of your stay here at the casino. Enjoy the buffet, make sure to try the Alaskan King Crab legs and moose burgers."

10-25-2008, 06:08 PM	#11
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Hem hem hem. Applause. "Thank you, thank you." "My Sarah Palin jack-o-lantern is pretty on the outside but is lit by a very dim light." "My Joe Biden jack-o-lantern keeps saying "Happy Easter!" to my neighbors. What a gaffe!" "My Joe the Plumber jack-o-lantern is not a pumpkin after all. It's really a squash." "Is this thing on? Testing, testing?" "My McCain jack-o-lantern keeps blinking and sticking its tongue out at me." "My Obama jack-o-lantern is gone. It went to Hawai'i to see a pineapple." "Thank you, enjoy the rest of your stay here at the casino. Enjoy the buffet, make sure to try the Alaskan King Crab legs and moose burgers."
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