Gerard Butler

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I actually liked his performance. And his voice, even though it was rough...though Gaston Lereau'x Phantom did not have a rought voice. His voice was like an angel. He could hynotize people with his speaking voice alone.

A devilish angel, then.

Well, to each her own. Sure, his was a pretty boy Phantom, and even the stage production made him look more horrific, but I was happy for the ogle.

He's nummy in Dracula 2000 and in Reign of Fire and in...hmm...NAKED in Mrs Brown...hmm. And he's coming out in what looks to be a very, very sweet Scottish movie called Dear Frankie.

Then he's all bearded and manly wearing mail in Beowulf & Grendel.

To add:

First Tomb Raider SUCKED. But I actually enjoyed the sequel, and not just because Butler was in that as well, doing chin-ups no less!

Ah, Mr Butler. I am shot through the heart, and you're to blame. Baby you give love a bad name.

And that name is: UNTAPPED CARNAL FRUSTRATION!

Tap my keg of carnal frustration, Gerry. Tap it!