I like my toilet seats...

Morrigoon · 06-30-2005, 07:59 AM

Growing up, not only did we have the squishy toilet seat, it was BRICK RED and had the logo for my dad's alma mater on it!

...Wow... squishy and toilet, two words you NEVER want to see together....

My mom, on the other hand, favors those damn wooden ones. Which would be fine except that until recently, her guest one (eg: mine) was cracked in one part, right where you'd want the back of one of your thighs. So you had to sit kinda sideways, thus defeating the comfortable oval design of the seat.

I think my favorite seats were on the extra-long toilets we used to have. No short bowls there!

06-30-2005, 07:59 AM	#17
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Growing up, not only did we have the squishy toilet seat, it was BRICK RED and had the logo for my dad's alma mater on it! ...Wow... squishy and toilet, two words you NEVER want to see together.... My mom, on the other hand, favors those damn wooden ones. Which would be fine except that until recently, her guest one (eg: mine) was cracked in one part, right where you'd want the back of one of your thighs. So you had to sit kinda sideways, thus defeating the comfortable oval design of the seat. I think my favorite seats were on the extra-long toilets we used to have. No short bowls there! __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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