WTF Stories of the Week

[Alex]

I'm particularly amused by that story. Back in high school we once had some assignment wherein I commented that it "being run over by an airplane while walking down the street" would be a cool way to die (this is very much a true story).

Turns out I was right and this guy stole my thunder.

However, a note on PR:

"I've got a lot of issues going on right now," Smith said. "I've got a plane that's all torn up. And I've got a young man that I killed."

When your statements contains that last sentence, it should probably at least precede the other sentence. Ideally the other sentence would be left out altogether.