Lasik?

[Prudence]

I kind of like being almost blind. I have approximately 20/750 vision. I think my other senses are heightened a bit. My husband swears I have radar because I know when he's sneaking up behind me to swat my butt, I know precisely when and where he's aiming, and I block it right as he swings. I also tend to have very acute hearing. But it's not just that. I'm really good about picking my way through an familiar room at night. And when I want to do really fine embroidery, it's nice to be able to focus up close -- as in nearly touching my nose!

Plus, I already have super crappy night vision and I'm already super sensitive to the sun, thanks to some medications I took in my teens. I can't imagine it getting any worse.