Funny/Bizarre/Ironic merchandise

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I was thinking of getting a pair of those "truck nuts" to put on the back of my motorcycle, figured it would be mad funny to see a small "girls bike" harley davidson with a big ol' sack hangin from the back.....(but wouldn't really wanna do such things and mess up the womanly lines of my bike, after all it is a girl bike, what with its.....err, nevermind)

BUt on the monster trucks with the big ol' balls hangin' out the back, shouldn't them be small balls, after all monster trucks are trucks on steroids, and everyone knows what steroids does to the "jewels"

(god, I hope I haven't taken this thread to an all new low)