Sneaky meat rice!

[Prudence]

If I let my iron levels get too low, I perform truly entertaining stunts, like falling out of chairs, sponaneously collapsing in hallways, and so forth. Fun!

I'd like to have sheep. I'd spin wool and eat mutton. And goats. I've never tried goat, but I have recipes! And I know how to make goat milk cheese. Yum! And I could spin angora goat hair. Did I mention that I've helped shear a goat before? I should really get that film developed. His name was Morley and he was annoyed with us so he kept pissing on his fleece.