Lost

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Boo! I'd take Charlie over Big Cowboy Jerk Sawyer any day of the week.

Charlie:
Musically talented
Dotes on pregnant lady
Witty
Tries so hard to help but always screws up
Puppy dog eyes
British accent

Yeah, Charlie definitely wins.

Oh, my GOD. He's rude and whiney and has spent most of his time trying NOT to do heroin and trying to get into a pregnant girl's panties. I liked him in earlier episodes, but he's been annoying since he got hung. And he treats Hurley like crap. That peanut butter business was infuriating (although, in the end, worth it for Claire's reaction...she's adorable.)

Charlie:
"Driveshaft...more like "suck-shaft" - Indeed! (heh)
British, so is easily confused with being witty. (I kid. He *can* be funny sometimes.)
But, going back to his British accent, he sounds like he's mumbling most of the time.

Gah. GAH. He drives me nuts. I can't wait for him to O.D. on the Heroin Mary.

Okay, I don't hate him that much. But I hope Claire hooks up with someone else so he can be all sad...and, in his sadness, quiet. Very, very quiet.

I prefer the dimpled mint julip drinking cowboy with the poison arm and attitude to the Lost hobbit any day of the week. And I'd probably take Jin above them all, based on looks alone. I'd marry Jack, if he promised not to cry so much. And I'd probably make out with Locke, if I'd never seen his terrible flashback comb over. Then there's Sayid...

Actually, Hurley is probably the only one I could really hang with. And he's likely CRAZY.

Oh, God BLESS attractive plane crash victims. Heh.

Have you ever read the www.televisionwithoutpity.com Lost recaps? They are very funny and deliciously snarky.