Lyrical LoT

[SzczerbiakManiac]

When I need somethin' to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind.
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands.
I go bar-hopping and they say last call
I start shopping for a Neanderthal

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid

What kind of guy does a lot for me?
A Superman with a lobotomy!
My father's outa Harvard
My brother's outa Yale
But the guy I took home last night
Just got outa jail

The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot.
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots!