She Thinks / He Thinks

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Man:
(thinking to himself) She's a real pretty, pretty princess. I'm going to talk to her. Maybe she'll come home with me and I'll show her my big bag of dead squirrels. I hope she likes dead squirrels like I do. Dead squirrels. Squeaka squeaka no more, Fluffy!

The man and woman do get on the train. She smiles at him. He smiles back.

In a truth is stranger than fiction moment, I was recently invited to view a collection of dead squirrels all bagged up in a deep freezer. When I learned that all the tails were missing, I declined but my son said "That was cool!"