€ needs some cheering up.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Maybe this will cheer him up:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/w4m/136513663.html

I was being so friggin' sarcastic. I'm sure some of the replies I received were also in jest, or were from people out to humiliate someone. But, seriously, some of them are definitely real, and they are FREAKY/funny. So many people want to be a girl's "daddy." Yowzas.

Now, if that seems too cruel to be even kinda funny (or, as I thought, a social experiment), how's this:

You are the bee's knees, the cat's meow, the last leaf on the tree and the scent of Earl Grey tea...all rolled into one. Love you, Buster.