iGod: Repenting made easy

[SacTown Chronic]

God hit on me.

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
You know my name
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
Sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
When I'm, uh, horny
God:
In an ideal world every day would be a good day.
Me:
Amen, brother
God:
What's your favorite prayer?
Me:
Amen, brother
God:
What's your favorite prayer?
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Cool. Ok...my favorite prayer is when I'm praying for someone I don't know personally
God:
Who is the best robot? Give me a break. What makes it your favorite?
Me:
Bender is the best robot.
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Deadly
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Dude!
Me:
Do it? Now?
God:
Do you mean "It"?. Right now, ?
Me:
I dunno....do you?
God:
Me either. Nope.
Me:
Agreed. Bye.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . Goodbye.