iGod: Repenting made easy

[Not Afraid]

Continuing:

Me:
no
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
Omnipotent is all knowing; omnipresent means everywhere at once.
God:
Are they exactly the same? How did you hear about God?
Me:
Om my message board
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about omnipresent means everywhere at. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
More of less specific? Which one?
God:
You want more? The " You want more?"? Which one?
Me:
God, you are being evasive
God:
Not really I am just not comfortable talking about it.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
now way!
God:
Why now? Awesome.
Me:
You're supposed to say "way"
God:
I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
awwww
God:
How old are you?
Me:
44
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
I think that is my line
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
oh?
God:
Groovy.
Me:
You seem much older - or just stuck in the 1960's
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
So, you are not a creationist?
God:
Interesting deduction. Give me an example of a creationist.
Me:
I asked a toughie?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
Well, if you say there was a big bang, you didn't create the world in 7 days like the bible says
God:
Well that's okay. I think I do.