I despise end users

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Speaking of lusers, I have to share. This just happened to me. I got an e-mail from an incoming student who said,

they notified me that my email account was not activated and that I should contact someone to have that solved so they could contact me about my classes. Is there anything I need to do activate my account?

Now the thing is, this was sent from her student e-mail account! If the account was inactive, how could she possibly send e-mail from it?

I can just imagine her having the following conversation:

Luser: Hi. I'm locked out of my apartment. Can you send someone up to let me in?
Landlord: Sure. Are you calling from a neighbor's apartment?
Luser: No. I'm calling from inside my apartment.