Why does this sound good?

[AllyOops!]

I'm personally against KFC and their whole cruelty to chickens extravaganza , but occasionally, I'm one of those rare meat-eating vegetarians.

However, my girlfriend took me through the drive-thru Friday night after tanning to cheer me up and pull me out of my blues. Nothing bonds girlies together like heartbreak and grease.

You can mock me like a muthertrucker, but those bowls were white-trash heaven! I only wish they were swimming in more gravy. Mashed potatoes, gravy, cheese, corn and fried chicken nuggets..what's not to like? I think seperately most people enjoy all of those things. Mixed together, eaten seperately..either way it all comes out in the end.

I completed my goal to eat a bowl.