What can YOU do?

[AllyOops!]

What a surprise when I logged on this morning! Oh, how I love this Thread! I just don't know where to begin! I'm so honored!! I'm going to quote y'all when I get a free moment..

Moonliner mentioned he wanted to keep this thread in the original vein. So, my question is this:

Am I posting my random talents, or talents I can perform on the original, um, most important vein of all...

I'll leave you with this, per my Doctor. I have little to no gag reflexes. That's the truth. I learned that when I had strep throat as a child & literally had no reaction to the tongue depressor. With such an anomaly, I could go either way. I chose to use it for the purposes of good. Such as? I can deep throat a Big Stick.