Dear:

[Prudence]

Dear Boris:

I shower (nearly) every morning. Have for years now. You've seen me do it. And I've survived every time.

I know that you're not fond of this sort of bathing, but I can't reach my bits with my tongue the way you can yours. I'll be fine. You don't need to attack me to save me from the shower. I like the shower.

love,
me.