Dear:

[Moonliner]

Dear McDonald's:

Thanks for sucking a little more joy out of the world you greedy corporate whores.

No longer can I have the simple pleasure of peeling back your little game stickers and winning a BigMac or a large fries. No. Now I have to collect the little stickers, go home, login to your overly large and slow web site, sign up for an account, give you my email address and name, then enter a gazillion number code in order to find out what I already knew, no free munchies for me today.

You suck and now that I think about it your food sucks too. Plus it's not good for me anyway. I hereby formally declare a full on Moonliner boycott of Mcdonalds incorporated worldwide. Take that your corporate ninnies.