Most offensive (preferably topical) Halloween costumes

[keith - SuPeR K!]

I don't know if I can get all the stuff, but I want to be a Q-Matic Slut. Pretty much I would wear one of those old school red number dispensers roll things on my crotch and then on my chest I would mount the "Now Serving" display screen. Then I could go through the numbers all night.

Not sure if it's as funny explained as it would be in person...