How is your VD?

[Tito's Kitten]

Hmmmm VD...

Well, my day was spent at my son's school. Passing out the homemade valentine's and watermelon slices that I cut into lovely little hearts to a group of lovely preschoolers... Not bad, had fun.

Then my evening..... well.... I think contracting VD would have been more fun than the horrible attempt at picking up dinner turned out to be. Apearantly if you order food to go from the Olive Garden on Valentine's night you will be waiting for 2 plus hours. No that is not a typo. My son told me yeah Olive Garden, fettucine please!!... we said sure, we'll call and pick it up. They told us to pick it up in an hour. Okay. Went to Target got my son Shark Tale... Bought the significant other Half-Life 2... good times. Drive to Olive Garden, wade through the sea of folks waiting to get a table then spend the next HOUR waiting to get food that was ordered two hours before. We finally gave up and ended up picking him up a happy meal. I was so mad. We seriously thought they were mocking us at OG. "look those people look hungry.. why don't we let 'em watch other people eat for a while and see how long it takes till we break their spirits." Jerks. I hate Valentine's day.

Originally posted Eliza Hodgkins 1812
I came home to such a beautiful table, I'd break out in nervous hives

While I think that Moonliner's table can rival any professionals table setting (and those gifts/plans!) I would certainly be convinced that my family has somehow been abducted by aliens or has been threatened by the mafia if I came home to find that set up. Either that or they set something on fire, broke my laptop, or blew up my camcorder, digital camera and/ or video games.