Bacon is meat candy.

[Betty]

you can keep your guac from turning if you press some plastic wrap directly against the surface so that there is no air between it and any of the guac.

delish that guac, I tell ya what.

extra cilantro please.

hmm. Might there be any swank in bacon guacamole? Might be worth testing out I suppose. Some crumbled up bacon mixed right in. Hmm. Hmm.