Easter Candy is Evil

Jughead P. Jones · 03-13-2007, 03:21 PM

There is a part of my job in the food department at a retail store that states that when we have food displays in the seasonal section of our store (i.e. Easter Candy), we might be required to stock that section in addition to our original section.

Well, in between ticketing signs and blowing up lilac-coloured balloons to pretty up our Easter display, I was asked to stock the Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs.

Why didn't they just hand me a loaded gun?

I tell you, it was a task in itself to stock the eggs without wanting to eat every single one! They are ADDICTIVE!!

Peeps I can take or leave. Or, with me being the sadistic type, I stick toothpicks in them and watch them have a swordfight in the microwave.

03-13-2007, 03:21 PM	#11
Jughead P. Jones Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Brockville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 404	There is a part of my job in the food department at a retail store that states that when we have food displays in the seasonal section of our store (i.e. Easter Candy), we might be required to stock that section in addition to our original section. Well, in between ticketing signs and blowing up lilac-coloured balloons to pretty up our Easter display, I was asked to stock the Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs. Why didn't they just hand me a loaded gun? I tell you, it was a task in itself to stock the eggs without wanting to eat every single one! They are ADDICTIVE!! Peeps I can take or leave. Or, with me being the sadistic type, I stick toothpicks in them and watch them have a swordfight in the microwave. __________________ "I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy!"
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