American Paranoia

[Disneyphile]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Patriotic and Paranoid have the same meaning, don't they?

A full anal cavity search and delayed flight for you, missy! Any kind of comment like that fully warrants my wishing bad things upon you, simply because there isn't nearly enough hostile energy in this world already.

Oh, wait. You're already back from London, so that flight can't be delayed.....

Wait. You went to London? How unpatriotic! If you like it so much there, you should have just stayed! You should be spending that money in America and supporting our country. You infidel traitor!

Ugh. You just make me sick.

I'm putting you on my watch list with Coastermatt, because surely you must be one of "them".