For Men Only: Old School at the Urinal?

[Alex]

Boy do I love Amazon's search inside. It is from Desparation and here is the relevant paragraph:

Originally Posted by Stephen King in one of his more forgettable books

Johnny shook it briskly, then slipped it back into his underpants. "Brethern," he told the distant shimmering mountains in his earnest revival preacher's voice, "we are told in the Book of Ephesians, chapter three, verse nine, that it matters not how much you jump and dance; the last two drops go in your pants. So it is written and so it is -"