American Idle!

[Strangler Lewis]

Mildly sorry to see her go, but in retrospect you could see it coming. The bump in viewership that tuned in just to see Tony Bennett would have been turned off by her punk look and tongue stud.

Just like last year when on country week the bottom three were the two black women and the little Jewish-looking guy.

Just like two years ago when Constantine was voted off the week they showed everybody's families and his looked thin, sophisticated, well-dressed and well-off and not like they just fell off the hayride. (He also probably got screwed because it was Orthodox holy week.)

Not that I've studied this or anything.

Right. Back to work.