NYC - I'm Taking a Bite of the Big Apple

innerSpaceman · 04-05-2007, 11:28 AM

When I took my friend Jim to NYC many many years ago, we did some exhaustive walking tours of the City and saw just about everything there was to see. To aid us in this endeavor, I cut out from books several small maps of this neighborhood and that, so we'd be sure to take the most economic route on a journey that could wear your feet to bloody stumps.

As a sort of joke gift for my last birthday, Jim gave me a set of touring cards that have NYC neighborhood maps on one side, and details of the worthy sights in that area on the other. They are an invaluable aid for anyone going to New York City ... and I intend to lend them to any swankers headed to the Big Apple.

Next time I see you, Babette ... I will make sure you'll be the first swanker able to head east with these cards. I will throw in a few personal recommendations of my own, as an ex-New Yorker.

Alas, I can't recommend any restaurants ... as I haven't been to New York for nearly 20 years.

04-05-2007, 11:28 AM	#4
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	When I took my friend Jim to NYC many many years ago, we did some exhaustive walking tours of the City and saw just about everything there was to see. To aid us in this endeavor, I cut out from books several small maps of this neighborhood and that, so we'd be sure to take the most economic route on a journey that could wear your feet to bloody stumps. As a sort of joke gift for my last birthday, Jim gave me a set of touring cards that have NYC neighborhood maps on one side, and details of the worthy sights in that area on the other. They are an invaluable aid for anyone going to New York City ... and I intend to lend them to any swankers headed to the Big Apple. Next time I see you, Babette ... I will make sure you'll be the first swanker able to head east with these cards. I will throw in a few personal recommendations of my own, as an ex-New Yorker. Alas, I can't recommend any restaurants ... as I haven't been to New York for nearly 20 years.
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