The Start of Cemetery Season!!!!!

AllyOops! · 05-03-2007, 09:59 AM

This sounds like lots of fun & I've always been interested in going! Cool movies, cool people.

HOWEVER..I have a dorky question. People don't actually park themselves on plots and watch films do they? I don't know why I'm asking- I KNOW that cannot even begin to be allowed. *Disrespectful much?

*I know, I know. "But hello, Ally! They're DEAD." Yes, they are. More so then a door nail. As a Catholic, I believe in eternal life in Heaven. But riddle me this, Batman. If my days of shoe shopping and mystic tanning are behind me, and I'm finally enjoying the cold, peace of the grave because I won't have to answer my freakin' cellphone anymore, I do NOT want someone's movie buffing rump snuggled comfortably on MY monument. Yes, monument. And if Heaven is truly all we desire & envision within our mind's eye, then it's filled with glorious wishes. And I'm spending mine on the power to propel my decayed, agitated carcass out of the ground and shove the coke swilling, popcorn munching, picnic lunch packing, ever-offending ASS off of my grave. Unless your ass posts at LoT. Then it's all good & I ♥ you. However, I plan on being entombed in a shrine sponsored by the likes of Chanel & California Tan & charging hefty ticket prices, so why did I even bother to post this?

05-03-2007, 09:59 AM	#11
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	This sounds like lots of fun & I've always been interested in going! Cool movies, cool people. HOWEVER..I have a dorky question. People don't actually park themselves on plots and watch films do they? I don't know why I'm asking- I KNOW that cannot even begin to be allowed. Disrespectful much? I know, I know. "But hello, Ally! They're DEAD." Yes, they are. More so then a door nail. As a Catholic, I believe in eternal life in Heaven. But riddle me this, Batman. If my days of shoe shopping and mystic tanning are behind me, and I'm finally enjoying the cold, peace of the grave because I won't have to answer my freakin' cellphone anymore, I do NOT want someone's movie buffing rump snuggled comfortably on MY monument. Yes, monument. And if Heaven is truly all we desire & envision within our mind's eye, then it's filled with glorious wishes. And I'm spending mine on the power to propel my decayed, agitated carcass out of the ground and shove the coke swilling, popcorn munching, picnic lunch packing, ever-offending ASS off of my grave. Unless your ass posts at LoT. Then it's all good & I ♥ you. However, I plan on being entombed in a shrine sponsored by the likes of Chanel & California Tan & charging hefty ticket prices, so why did I even bother to post this? Last edited by AllyOops! : 05-03-2007 at 10:05 AM.
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