Bacon is meat candy.

[lashbear]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

"Rashers of Bacon".............

It made me think of this:

You mean this:

Now, a formula to transform my beauty into ugliness. Change my queenly rainment to a peddler's cloak.

• Mummy dust, to make me old.
• To shroud my clothes, the black of night.
• To age my voice, and old hag's cackle.
• To whiten my hair, a scream of fright.
• A blast of wind to fan my hate.
• To widen my fanny, a rasher of bacon.

A thunderbolt to mix it well.
Now, begin thy magic spell.